It pulverizes! It crushes! It frappés!

Miracle device performs hundreds of household chores — no plug required.

In response to urgent reader inquiry about the ability of the hand-cranked blender to crush ice, we present Friday-afternoon margaritas, TerraPass-style:

Tim gave it his best shot…

With mixed results…

But Peter got the job done…

An unforeseen benefit of the hand-cranked blender: if you’re too drunk to operate it, you know it’s probably time to call it a night. Get yours today!